CharlemagneSays

Charlemagne is the coolest Fate Says account, based upon the character first introduced in Fate/Extella Link. Most of their content is text posts and interacting with other Servants.I

Description
Charlemagne's main gimmick is his concept of "cool." He judges others based on this merit, deciding on whether the things that people do or say are cool or not. He can be rather obnoxious sometimes, but usually means well. Sometimes. He also has an affinity for crusades, and will insert himself into crusades he finds acceptable, even if he really has no part in it. If the word crusade is mentioned, he is there.

Merlin Thirst Incident
Charlemagne was one of the accounts present for the Merlin Thirst Incident. It was he who told Astolfo to grab the shredder that was drank by Merlin. He was one of those present in the counterattack against his thirst.

Beef Crusade
Charlemagne was the founder and commander of the Beef Crusade. After seeing how El-Melloi II constantly bemoaned about missing Iskandar, he decided to declare the Beef Crusade so as to help him feel better. This lead to the month-long event where Charlemagne would ask people if they wanted to join the Crusade, much to El-Melloi II's chagrin. When Iskandar finally did show up, Charlemagne declared the Crusade over, with great sadness.

Marriage Crusade
After getting into a fight with Altera, she started beliveing that Charlemagne was coming on to her, which he was not. This continued until she thought he was proposing to her. As revenge for the Beef Crusade, El-Melloi II declared that he would do his best to get the two together, and Vlad III declared the Marriage Crusade on. Charlemagne resisted until a private conversation between him and Altera, she declared that "being good civilization is being cool", which won him over.

Diarmuid's Cage Fiasco
After getting into a fight with Diarmuid over who was cooler, he was thrown into Diarmuid's "Kayneth cage" a place where Diarmuid had locked away Kayneth and a large group of freaks he had found in his journey's. Immediately after being thrown into the cage Charlemange opened the door and walked out without closing the door behind him, this let out a small army of freaks that was almost completely recovered by Diarmuid. However some freaks still roam the woods around Chaldea.